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'Handy' Casino
Betting Tips
I don’t care if you
are a complete rookie or if you have years of hardcore gambling under
your belt; my mission at Max Jordan Casinos is to lend you a hand. I
want you to meet success or increased success in your casino
experiences whether gambling online or at a physical casino. However,
if you are looking for the latest casino scam techniques or ways to
exploit computer glitches you have come to the wrong place; and good
luck finding success in that adventure.
It takes five
fingers to make a complete hand, so I have broken up my “handy” advice
into five, memorable parts. These
guidelines, along with patience and experience, will take you into
every gambling situation with an edge slightly more reliable than
luck.
Set
Limits/The Thumb
Every gambling game is about stakes. What makes casino games so
exciting is that in each roll, spin, or hand can be a new fortune or a
new debt. Only at a casino can a person start with pocket change and
leave with a new savings. That has always been what makes gambling so
alluring and dangerous at the same time. To protect yourself from
yourself the first thing you must do is set limits.
Before sitting down to any gambling
session, take some time to make a few clear and definite decisions.
The choice is up to you, either set a cash or time limit.
Cash Limit
If you decide to play by cash limit,
you must know two things every time you sit down to gamble: how
much do you want to win today and how much are you willing to lose.
Set realistic, modest profit goals. Doubling a $200 bankroll is
reasonable. Turning $200 into $2,000 is a little further from
reason.
On the other side, you must know your
limits. Figure out how much money you are willing to lose in one
session. Now for the hard part: no matter which limit you reach first
you must give up gambling for the day. Just walk away. If you reach
your positive goal and you are on a luck streak, STOP GAMBLING. If
you hit your loss limit and you feel more luck I just around the
corner, STOP GAMBLING.
Time Limit
Figure out how much time you are
willing to dedicate to playing in one day. Make the time limit
reasonable. Don’t go for something a ridiculous as 6 hours, a lot of
good and even more bad can happen over the course of 6 hours. Make it
an hour or two. Then walk away from the game as soon as you reach
your time limit.
Much of successful gambling is about
self-discipline. None of these limits will do you any good if you
don’t stick to them. Be very strict with yourself. Decide which
limit works best for you, don’t mix and match them. Then as soon as
you meet them find something else to do. Watch all the shows you
digitally recorded. Do something, just stop gambling for the day!
Know Where
You are Playing /The Index Finger
Thanks to state law enforcement, this
tip is less for physical casinos and more for online casinos.
However, the idea can apply to any gambling facility or situation.
You have to do your research before betting your hard earned money.
Don’t just jump aboard any old online casino. At least peruse the
website first. Find out where they got their gaming license. Test
out customer support and see how quick they respond and how much help
the actually provide.
Another important item to research is
the casino payout percentage. The payout percentage is the percent of
each dollar played in a video or slot machine that the machine is
programmed to return to the player. Do not accept anything less than
a 95% payout.
On a less serious note, find out if
they even have the type of games you want to play. Many casinos have
virtual money practice versions. See if the casino graphics, sound,
and atmosphere meet your satisfaction and has the ability to keep you
entertained.
If anything, anything at all, does
not feel right about the casino…go someplace else. There are
thousands of casinos, whether we are talking about real world or
internet. If you find a game that you love at a shady casino, odds
are you can easily find a more trustworthy casino that either has the
exact same game or something very similar. Games are not restricted
to the casino; they are usually restricted to the software provider.
For example, if you find a Playtech game that you like, but just can
not tolerate the shoddy customer service at a particular casino, you
can most likely find that game at another casino that operates on
Playtech software.
In my casino review page, I have
compiled information on some of the best and most reliable casinos on
the net. Be sure to check it out. It will at least give you a place
to start your search.
Know What You
are Playing/The Middle Finger
Just as important as knowing where
you are playing, you have to know what you are playing. Be sure that
you are absolutely comfortable with all of the rules of any casino
game that you play. Even if it is a traditional game that you assume
you have a great handle on, read instruction or observe game play so
that there are not any fancy house rules that catch you off guard.
Many online casinos offer a guest
mode for new players. If your casino offers this, take advantage of
it. Get a firm hold on the game so that when you play for real money
you are as sharp as you want to be. Losing from bad luck is one
thing. Losing from ignorance is another. At least you can control
how much you have chosen to learn about the game. Some casinos will
allow players to choose between expert and novice mode. Take
advantage of any learning opportunity until you feel comfortable
enough to play for real stakes. Don’t worry, casinos are not going
anywhere. Take as much preparation time as you need, you will always
find a place to try your luck.
Always Bet the
Max/The Ring Finger
This is the kind tip that applies to
slot machines. Many games will allow you to bet by coin
denomination. Always, always, always, bet the maximum. Betting the
maximum coin neither increases nor diminishes your chances at hitting
the jackpot, as a matter of fact at a reputable casino with randomized
software, it won’t have any effect on your luck whatsoever. What it
does affect is your winnings. You can only win the full jackpot if
you bet the maximum coinage. Few things in the world are more
miserable than winning a jackpot and discovering it could have been
three time sweeter if you had only bet more money.
It can be okay to bet less than the
maximum coinage, but only if you are playing to kill time. If
gambling is just a past time and jackpots an added bonus, betting the
minimum coin will definitely stretch your purse and allow you more
playing time. If this is not the case, the only thing that make
sense is betting the maximum.
Good Games and Bad
Games/The Pinky
Just because two
games look the same, does not mean they are the same. Heck in slots
machines and video poker, just because two games are the same,
doesn’t mean they are the same. You have to look for details like
each games payout percentage. This once again falls back into the
category of simple research. If one video poker game offers a 9/6
payout and the game right next to it offers an 8/5 payout. The first
machine pays more per hand. Why waste your time and money playing the
same game that pays you less money? After all, we play to win. Slot
machines will also post their payout schedule. Table games, though
not posted, have very particular odds. Research them and play them to
your advantage. Good old Max can help you learn many of those odds.
Though it is an unavoidable truth that the house always maintains the
edge, educating yourself as a player can significantly increase your
odds.
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